Excel Excel

[[OOC: Excel's a bit highstrung. I extend my apologies beforehand concerning the copious amount of caps lock letters you are about to hurt your eyes with~.]]

NYAHNYAHNYAH!

EXCEL HERE WITH A FABULOUS AMOUNT OF THOSE THINGS YOU NORMAL CITIZENS OF THE MYSTERIOUS PREFECTURE CALL 'APOLOGIES'! ALTHOUGH SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THOSE THINGS ACTUALLY ARE BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN SO BUSY WITH DOING MISSIONS FOR ACROSS AND WANTING TO EAT MENCHI BECAUSE SHE HAS NO MONEY BECAUSE SHE LOST HER JOB BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T GO AND GENERALLY THINGS SEEM TO BE SUCKING VERY HARD! AND NOW IT SEEMS TO SUCK EVEN MORE BECAUSE EXCEL HAS HIT A BUTTON ON THIS KEYBOARD THINGY AND IT MAKES THE LETTERS GO ALL BIG AND STUFF WHICH MAKES IT LOOK LIKE SHE'S YELLING AND EXCEL DOES NOT YELL! OR IF SHE DOES, IT'S ALWAYS FOR A GOOD REASON. BUT HITTING THESE OTHER BUTTONS ISN'T WORKING! EXCEL MUST LOCATE THE PROBLEM IMMEDIATELY AND OBLITERATE THE CONSPIRACY! THERE MUST BE A RANDOM COMBINATION! :DDDDDD

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YAY! Excel discovered the use of the 'Shift' buttons and the 'Caps Lock' key! But... why are there two of the latter? :O

Excel returns! Excel's cool! Excel's victorious!

OH IL PALAZZO-SAMA, YOU WOULD BE SO PROUD! PLEASE TAKE EXCEL NOW! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

EXCEL IS SO SAD! T____T
KENPACHI-SAN LEFT ME!
I ONLY GOT TO PLAY WITH HIM ONCE AND I LOST!
WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Now I really wanna eat Menchi... ;-;
Or ice cream.
Excel is alone again. Boo.

HOW CAN EXCEL MISS SO MUCH?!
THIS MAKES ME MAD! >O >O >O >O >O >O
So after that cruise??? :O
Excel thought it would be appropriate to check the food stuffs and make sure everything went according to plan, but she lost her balance and fell off the ship.
Good thing Menchi was with me. I could have STARVED!

Anyway, Excel did a lot of swimming! She swam here and there and here and there and here and there and everywhere! At one point, Excel thought she had left Japan's seas altogether! But that was not the case!

She is home now, though, and needs to get back to work!
Zaraki Kenpachi, is your offer for the arcade still open?
Excel needs work because Excel needs food, or else she'll get scolded...

BECAUSE NONE OF YOU PEOPLE EAT DOGS OR HUMAN! >O

EXCEL EXCEL IS READY AND WILLING!
RAWR!

I plan to feed all the guests until they cannot eat anymore and then I will indulge in the fine arts of the cruise line's food!
I'm currently awaiting response from Kaiba Seto-san on where I stand as an employee. It sounds like he got a lot of help. That's good, but they better stay out of my way.

And Menchi? I'm sorry, but you have to come with me. I don't know how long the cruise is gonna' be, but I want to make sure you're fed! :D
And in the worst case scenario, I'll havta eatcha! :D :D :D :D :D
Mmmmm....Meeeeeenchiiiiiiii...........

Hat-chan, I can't believe you're going to miss this. T_T
Oh, well.
More food for me!

EXCEL GOT A JOB!
Excel Excel will be staffing on the cruise for the upcoming duel! :D

(Excel also had that job at the arcade, but...Excel got too hungry and couldn't make it to work. T_________T)

Working on this cruise will be great!
Excel Excel will get to eat all the food she wants!
And she gets paid the cruise payment as well as the regular salary!

This means Excel Excel will get all the food she could possibly want, even after work.

Hat-chan, where are you??
Oh, wait.
You'd just puke blood all over the customers.

On second thought, it's better if you just stayed in hiding.

HIYA EVERYONE!
Your loyal Excel Excel here!
I am completely aware that I have not been updating. Normally I'd apologise, but I tend to get so much hate that it makes not want to talk to poopie people like that.

What with this whole thing of getting crushed on by hammers and weird things like that, no one ever knows what's going down in Japan!

Meanwhile, Excel's looking for a job, so she doesn't have to scour on the citizens and their pets as emergency rations.
Anyone wanna hire her?? :D
She's smart and an efficient worker!

And she'd really like to work in a restaurant!
:D~~~~~

HIIIIII!
Excel here!
You all missed me, right??
Especially those that call me other names that are most certainly not my name (such as "moron, freak, baka, stupid, dog hater")???
'Cause I really, really, really missed you!

Should I explain what happened??
NO.
IT IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

At least, that's what it would be if it had anything to do with ACROSS.

ANYWAY!
Excel got into a bit of trouble back when she failed to show her ID when stealing some sake for emergency food rations at home (i.e., Menchi!). I got to see the way Japan's court system worked (and it really wasn't fun at all! Excel is saddened by that!). That was impressive and informative. On any case, in an effort not to be stranded in a prison cell, I used my brain, a spoon, and my strength!
I have freed myself and in a series of excellent events, I have arrived back here!

Sadly, it seems like Il Palazzo-sama was not entirely pleased to see me.
I bet he'll be much happier when I give him all this great information on the prefecture!

Excel Excel here!
At the request of Il Palazzo-sama, Excel went out to get to know the world and its inhabitants.

MAN! YOU GUYS ARE WEIRD!

Anyway~!
I was successful. I have found that there are many fans of mine. They kept on calling me "cosplayer" and weird little titles like that. I would guess that it's a good thing.
I have come to discover that the people far back on the other side of the world are also very different from the people in Prefecture F.

In any case, I have lost Hat-chan and Menchi.
I must have EMERGENCY FOOD RATIONS!

Any offers? Hehe.

I have discovered that the residents of Japan are very interesting!

1. They seem to dislike the idea of eating Menchi (although that makes no sense to me; perhaps I am too primal; or perhaps I should be in China instead).
2. I was threatened with Animal Control (which I can only assume is someone controlling Menchi so I can't eat her).
3. I was repeatedly called things that were not equivalent to my name. (Among these were moron, baka, cannibal, dumbass, and freak. I must study and come up with a ready retort!)
4. I was mocked for my codenames and my work force (and I don't think I was taken seriously).
5. Apparently, eating other citizens whether they be basketball players, mouse haters, Bakura Ryou-san, etc., etc. is also considered a bad thing.

My attempt to mingle with the citizens is working. Now I just need to act like them more.
Il Palazzo-sama, you would be proud of me!

GAH!
The people here are weird! They're bizarre! They're odd! They're oddballs! (ZOMG I LOVE THAT WORD NOW!) (AND I LOVE ZOMG TOO!)
The great Il Palazzo-sama knows exactly what he's talking about when he says I must become one with those around me! This means I must be just as weird as the rest of you, so you all let me fit in!

But that's just the first step~~~
And make sure to put one foot in front of the other~~~

*Growl*
I NEED NOURISH UNITS!
WHY IL PALAZZO-SAMA???
WHY DID YOU NOT GIVE US ANY FOOD????
WHY??????!!!!!!!111!!!!!!??????~~~~~~

Excel Excel here!
I have this computer console thingy majiggy!

I'm too lazy to use all the letters and numbers, so in an attempt to make sure this thing works properly, I shall now demonstrate by bonking my head on the keyboard a few times:

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Owwie.